Mwaka weKisimusi inguva yemhuri dzinouya pamwechete, kupa rubatsiro, uye zororo kushuvira. Kana isu tiri kunyatso kuva vakatendeseka, zvakadaro, inguvawo nguva yekukanganisa kudzokorodza macarols, vanhu vachitsika-tsika mumwe kune mumwe muzvitoro, hombe kiredhiti kiredhiti chikwereti, uye dzakaparadzwa kudya. Nguva dzezororo dzinofanirwa kuve inguva yemunhu wese yaanofarira yegore, asi kune vazhinji vedu Scrooges vanogara mukushayikwa kwekuda-kupa ngirozi saClarence, vanowanzotadza kusvika Ndihwo Hupenyu Hunoshamisa .
Kune vazhinji vedu, mazororo akafanana Santa Nemhasuru , njodzi yeKisimusi firimu isina nyeredzi kunze kweiyo 'Asingafi' Hulk Hogan, asi zvimwe pane izvo gare gare.
Nyika yehunyanzvi kurwa yakapa vateveri (kanenge) mashanu emamwe mafirimu eKisimusi akakosha kwazvo munhoroondo ye cinema. Kune ese ezororo echinyakare senge Chishamiso pana 34th Street , pane gumi nemaviri Krisimasi Zvipo. Hapana munhu anoita Kisimusi senge nyanzvi yewrestling. Aya mafirimu mashanu akanyanya kushushikana mupfungwa, anogona kunge achichinja kutendeseka kwako kubva kuSanta kuenda kuKrampus, kana kungopika zororo racho zvachose. Kana, iwe unogona chete kuseka nzira yako kupinda mweya weKisimusi.
Nemweya wemwaka wezororo, ndakatora nguva yekutarisa zvese zvishanu, kuti tikwanise kuungana tichitenderedza chirevo cheSpanishkeeda moto uye nekuridza ngano. Nei zvimwe? Nekuti ini ndinokara chirango uye hapana imwe nzira irinani yekushandisa mwaka wezororo kupfuura nekufungisisa pamusoro peanotyisa mafirimu ewrestling.
Saka, pasina imwezve ado, zvidururire mukombe wekocoa uye tora makuki kubva muchoto, kana ukashinga. Heano mashanu emhando yepamusoro mafirimu ekurwira eKisimusi.
# 5. Jingle Yese Iyo Nzira 2 - ine Santino Marella
Santino Marella ndicho chipo chinoramba chichipa.
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Jingle Yese Nzira yakanga isiri Polar Express , asi yaive firimu risingakanganwiki rine 1983 Kutsvaga Nyeredzi akamhanyisa Sinbad, mushakabvu Phil Hartman, uye mumwe munhu achikwikwidza mafeni angangodaro achinyanya kuziva - Arnold Schwarzenneger.
Iyi firimu yaive naArnold naSinbad vachiratidzira kurwa uye vachiunzira mumwe nemumwe kumucheto werufu kuti vatore vana vavo vakaparadzwa iyo 'it' toy yeHoridhe Mwaka. Mukupedzisira, munhu wese anogadzira uye mweya wezororo unotonga kwazvo. Iko hakuna cliffhanger uye zvirokwazvo hapana kudikanwa kweimwe sequel, kunyanya pasina Schwarzenneger uye nyeredzi yandinofarira Mandela Effect classic Shazaam .
Iyo zvakare ine yayo yeWWE kubatana, sezvo ichiratidzira mudiki Big Show, ichirwa naArnold apo akapfeka saSanta.
Vince McMahon, zvisinei, haagoni kuramba kumutsa chimwe chinhu icho chisina kumbobvira chakumbirwa nemunhu (ona XFL). Pinda WWE Mafirimu uye nekusasa kwemashiripiti eKisimusi uye a $ 5 mamirioni bhajeti, Jingle Yese Iyo Nzira 2 akagamuchirwa.
Kubva Arnold Schwarzenneger inogadzira iyo inosvika madhora angangoita zviuru zvina pamasekondi enguva yechiratidziri, Vince McMahon akatsiva gamba rezviito rakasarudzwa nesarudzo iri pachena yekutungamira kwevanhurume: Larry Iyo Cable Guy. Larry. nekukurumidza tichisiya gwara redu rinodiwa kune mupfumi mukomana.
Larry zvakare ndibaba vaNoel, musikana mudiki anoyevedza, anova chinhu chekupokana pakati peavo varombo trailer park livin ’baba vemuzvarirwo nebhizimusi rake rakapfuma mogul stepdad anonzi Victor. Larry paanobata tsamba yaNoel anonyorera Santa, anotenda kuti inoverengwa, ndinoda kuti mhuri yangu iwane herasone, iyo yaanopa saHerason, ari anopisa kutaura teddy bere toyi yeKisimusi inodiwa nemwana wese.
Kana ruregerero ruregerero rwake rwevanhu baba vokurera rwakawana zvakafanana, anoshandisa muchengeti asina kuchengeteka kuti atenge ese Hearason Bear kutenderera, kuti Larry asakwanise kutenga imwe yemwanasikana wake. Wobva wateedzera chepakutanga Jingle Yese Nzira - senge mutambo wekunakidzwa uko Larry akapotsa ave netara uye aine minhenga nevakatsamwa vanoenda kuchechi, vakarohwa nekisimusi elf, uye vakaparadzwa nemadzimai maviri echembere avo vanove nyanzvi dzehondo.
Larry anoedza kukanganisa zano rakaipa raVictor, achimutevera kuimba yekuchengetera uko kwese kwakavezwa maBeasonason Bears. Vaviri vanopopota zvishoma, asi munguva pfupi vanoona kuti vakavharirwa mukati meimba yekuchengetera vasina nzira yekubuda nayo. Larry naVictor vanowana nzira yekushanda pamwe chete uye nekutenda kufunga kwaLarry nekukurumidza (uye kugona kutyaira bulldozer) ivo vanopunyuka kuti vape imwe neimwe yeAaronason Bear kune chero mwana anoda imwe.
Mhuri mbiri padzinoungana paKisimusi (mukati mekaravhani yaLarry), Noel anovazivisa kuti vese vakadudzira zvisirizvo tsamba yake kuna Santa. Haana kumbobvira adaira Hearason Bear, chete mhuri Yake 'pamwechete seimwe.
Iyo bhaisikopo inosvika kumagumo ayo ane tsitsi naLarry achipisa iyo Krisimasi turkey uye vese baba vachiitirana nharo zvakare.
Kufuridzira Quote : Elf payakandipuruzira, ndakavhika bhurugwa rangu zvishoma. - Larry iyo Cable Guy
Nei Zvakakosha Kuonekwa : Santino Marella anodzokorodza epic yake kukundikana muna 2009 Royal Rumble paanoedza kukwira meya reindeer akapfeka Santa sutu.
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