Kugamuchirwa kuAmerican Grits, ndinoreva Grit
Ndezvipi zvipingamupinyi? Imwe pro wrestler inodzingwa kubva pachirongwa changu cheterevhizheni, uye imwe inomuka vhiki rinotevera chairo! Pane imwe yakasiyana, asi yakakura zvikuru network! Uye, tora izvi, kufukidzwa kwangu hakuzopfupikiswe nekuti mutsimba ari mubvunzo HAAGONI kubviswa nekuti ndiye muridzi weshoo yese!
Uye ndiJohn Cena, uyo panyama asingakwanise kubviswa pane chero chinhu!
Kwete izvozvo chete, asi chiratidzo chakanakisa. Inonzi American Grit, uye zvinoshamisa kuti haisi imwe yekubika show paFox. Chaizvoizvo, ndeye gumi nematanhatu goobers, ayo ini nerudo ndinoreva seGritters, ayo angave akarasikirwa nehuswa hwavo, kana vasina kumbova nawo pakutanga.
Saka boka revamama vasina chimiro, vanhu vane kushushikana munharaunda, maNerds, vanozvimirira ealpha jerks naGigi vese vanoratidza panzvimbo inonzi Camp Grit. Kungonyora nezvekuratidzira uku kunoita kuti ndive nenzara yechikafu chekumaodzanyemba. Ivo vanofanirwa kumhanya vachitenderera kuburikidza nezvimhingamupinyi nematambudziko uye zvinhu pasi pehutungamiriri hwemumwe munhu anotove neakawandisa huwandu hwehunhu.
Pamusasa, uyo wakaita senge 3.5-nyeredzi yemahombekombe egungwa, maGritters anosangana neCadre, anova magamba mana echiuto, vasikana vaviri nevakomana vaviri. Ivo vanosvika pakusarudza zvikwata mushure mekucherechedza uye kuyedza gritters, mumakwikwi uye hupenyu hwezuva nezuva.
ndakarara naye manje chii
Ivo mumwe nemumwe vanowana vana vakwikwidzi vechikwata chavo. Cena aifanira kuita mamwe masvomhu, uye zvinosvika 17 haina kukamurwa ne4 kana chimwe chinhu ... zvakadaro, munhu mumwe anofanirwa kuenda kumba makwikwi asati atanga. Asi kunyangwe izvo zvisati zvaitika, mumwe munhu achazofanira kurara pasi, nekuti kune chete 16 mibhedha inowanikwa!
Hazvishamise kuti Camp Grit yakawana 1.5 nyeredzi dzakabvisa chiyero chavo.
Dippin 'Gritters
Aya ndiwo maitiro andinofungidzira Kaiju achigadzirira chikafu chavo.
Saka pane kupenga kupenga kubva pamoto kuenda kunzvimbo yekugara, uye Hana, uyo pakutanga kwechikamu akangochema nekunyunyuta zvakanyanya, njiva mumvura uye kushambira akananga kumibhedha. Vese vamwe vakamhanya vachitenderera dziva. Hana akawana mubhedha, saka imwe grit points kwaari.
Shermon, kune rumwe rutivi, akanyepa nezve kutanga kusvika pamubhedha. Shermon akafanana naSherminator anobva kuAmerican Pie, asi kunyangwe yakawanda yeanarcissistic knucklehead, uye nerdier. Negative grit kwaari, pamwe!
Mazhinji emamwe maGritters anotangira pane anofinha kusvika kuquirky, ponesa George. Zita rakazara raGeorge ndiGeorge Foreman IV, uye hongu ndiye mwanakomana wenhoroondo yeHeavyweight Boxing, George Foreman. Iwe unogona zvakare kuziva Original George kubva kumagirosa ake, kana iwe wakamboenda kukoreji.
zvinhu zvinotonhorera zvekuita pamba kana uchinetseka
Saka zvekubvisa Gritter yekutanga, John Cena anongoyedza kuona kana paine munhu achafa. Iye anorembedza vese gumi nevaviri maGritters kubva kune hofori crane, yakatarisana pasi uye pamusoro pegungwa. Ipapo, iye anongonyika ivo musoro kutanga, mukati nekubuda mumvura inotonhora inotonhora, kwemaminitsi makumi matatu.
Munhu wekutanga kudhonza tambo yavo nekuzvisunungura kubva pakutambudzwa chaiko anoenda kumba mutambo chaiwo usati watanga. Zvinoita sekunge chaicho kwandiri, kusvika parizvino. Mumwe mukadzi akashambira nemugungwa rakazadzwa ne alligator kuti awane mubhedha, uye ikozvino vese vari kuve vanowirirwa-emvura. Vashoma vevanhu vakarembera vakatarisa pasi vari kudedera zvakanyanya vanoita kunge vari kudzikiswa, mukoma.
Zvinhu zvinokakama kana PASINA MUNHU ANOPA. Unogona kufungidzira kufara kunoita izvozvo John Cena. Zvakafanana nechinhu chake chaanofarira kunze kwekuporeswa senge Deadpool. Saka ikozvino ivo vanofanirwa kuita-yechikoro-dhizaini dhizaini yezvikwata, asi mumwe munhu haasi kuzotorwa.
Iyo Cadre inoumbwa naBurk, wemauto Drill Sergeant uyo asiri-asina maturo bhora. Riki, anonakidza Marine akavharwa mumatato, ane hushamwari. Chloe, zvakare Marine, anochinja-chinja amai, zvichireva kutapira kusvikira iwe wamuyambuka.
Uye Grady, Green Beret uyo anodzidzisa simba kuburikidza nekuseka. Ndinogona kukudzwa kuve pane chero zvikwata zvavo, kunze kwekunge pamwe Burk, anoita kunge akaomarara. Riki wangu wandinoda, zvakadaro. Anogona kundiponda nemaoko ake asina maoko, asi ZVAKASIKANA!
Sangana neGritters
Iko hakuna nzira yaanogona kukunda, handiti? Grady uye ini ndinotenda maari.
WevaGritters, ndiri munhu anofarira George, nekuti anoramba kuudza vanhu kuti baba vake ndiani, naHana, nekuti akafamba achibvuma zvizere kuti anosiya zvese zvinhu asi ndokushambira achiyambuka gungwa kuti aite mubhedha kana kwete mumwezve angadaro. Zvinokosha, yo. Kutendeseka, ndicho chikamu chekutanga chechiratidziro uye kune vanhu vakawandisa kuti vawane kuverenga kwakanaka paawa.
Ndiri kuenda kune rimwe gumbo, zvakadaro, uye ndinotora Gigi kuti rive bhiza rakasviba uye riite kune angangoita Final 4. Ane makore makumi maviri uye akashandisa mari yake yerendi pane chihuahua. Asi iye zvakare achizvidira akarega Grady atsemura nzwara dzake neIYE GIANT banga. Iwe haugone kumudzira sei?
ndinoudza sei mumwe munhu kuti ndinovada
Handidi Shermon, kunyangwe akakurira padhuze nepandinogara nekuti anotyisa kune wese munhu. Akanyepera mumwe waaikwikwidza naye, aive nehutsinye segehena kune vamwe vakadzi, uye anonyepera kumbundira vanhu. Ndiani anoita izvozvo? Zvakare, kwete chaizvo fan yaMelanie, ari pachiratidziro nekuti akarambana nemukomana wake kana chimwe chinhu.
Brooklyn haisi kumiririra zvakanaka.
Nezvekutora kwekupedzisira kwezvikwata, zvakaomeswa sezvo kuchine vatambi gumi nemanomwe, vanofanirwa kumira panzvimbo vakabata hofori yegungwa bhora pamusoro pemisoro yavo, vachitenderera. Cena anowana kunakidzwa nekunyatso kujeka mukutsanangura kwake kweizvi, saka munhu wese anongobata bhora pamusoro pemisoro yavo otenderera miviri yavo mudenderedzwa.
ZvaAUDIRE zvaive, bata bhora pamusoro pemisoro yavo wotenderera..IYO BHORO. Munhu wese anoseka uye ndinoshamisika kuti Cena akaronga kwenguva yakareba sei iyi inosetsa goof. Fungidziro yangu ndeyekuti anga achigara pariri segore, kana kuti akangogumburwa naro netsaona.
Ah hongu, Grady anotora George kutanga, Burk anotora Melanie (yeesh), Riki anotora Gill, uye Chloe anotora Alison sesarudzo yake yekutanga, uyo akapinda mairi naShermon zuva rapfuura. Spoiler: Ivo vanoguma vari pachikwata chimwe chete. Wese munhu anotorwa kunze kwaamai vanobva kuFlorida, Heather.
Izvi zvinowanzoitika nekuti iye chete mumwe munhu, Chris, akapedza chikamu chose achitaura nezve kutorwa kwekupedzisira hupenyu hwake hwese, saka zvingadai zvakamuyamwisa kuti apinde pachirongwa uye ASI KUTONGWA PASI POSE. Izvo zvinogona kukanganisa zuva remurume wese.
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